Which reminds me of another great excerpt from the ever-inspiring "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" book:
Then one student, apparently a partisan of the governor, said angrily that the legislature would prevent the school from losing its accreditation.
Phædrus asked how.
The student said they would post police to prevent it.
Phædrus pondered this for a while, then realized the enormity of the student's misconception of what accreditation was all about.